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February 19, 2009 (Thursday)

Shout To Your Mutha

Crowds suck, big time. Yeah, I'm back to rant.

So been surfing as usual, you know, when it's good or bad and mostly when it's bad. The winds get calm and the form nice and all the kooks come out and stink up the joint. F***ing idiots.

Some real losers. I gotta say, if you're one of these so-called surfers, then you're a pussy. No boubt adout it.

Of course when it's howling and ugly, as it is now, then it's empty and I'm digging it. Wait. Where are all the faggots? All you wimpy a-holes on your ten-ohs. Kiss my fat arse.

Yee-hah! How's that? I'm so happy. I never say anything unkind about anyone because I have nothing but the utmost respect for others. I'm also very tolerant. I'm very open-minded. I'm very giving (of the very finger).

Oh, share the experience, the stoke. Groove on the energy of the ocean. Get off on the moment. Be in harmony with the natural world. Feel the vibe. Can you feel it?

Feel this. Dumb ass. Peace.

Posted at 8:40 PM